The Lord’s Prayer according to the Twitterati

Our Father, 

Twitter be thy name

Thy tweetdom come,

Thy will be done

In heaven as on earth

Forgive me my tweets

As I forgive those who don’t retweet me

Amen.

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God: Now this is what I call a really big poor joke

Brigit: Sorry, I shall rinse my mouth (or is it beak?) with holy water

God: Thou shalt not use the Lords water in vain.