Desi Bridget Jones Diary

Love, Life, Relationships and a touch of the Divine!

Thursday, July 31, 2014

The 11th commandment

11th commandment: He who sits on a pin shall rise … on the 3rd second.

12th commandment: Thou shalt embrace thy inner bitch

God: I don’t think I like that

Brigit: Well you got to move with the times dude! 2000 years and we’re stuck on just 10 commandments – that’s hardly progress! Besides I’m really tired of being a nice, good girl.

God:  Impertinence – thy name is Brigit. If I were anything like the way people make me out to be I would have zapped you to hell by now.

Brigit: You’re nothing like the church makes you out to be. That’s precisely why I hang around with you.


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